Alberta Superbuck Buy $ABUCK

Official currency of the 51st state · Series 2026

Alberta became a state. The dog became the bank.

New state, new currency, new management. $ABUCK is Alberta Money, issued by a golden retriever in a cowboy hat who found the vault, sat on the keys, and decided the whole thing was his.

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The Superbuck: a golden retriever in a cowboy hat and aviator sunglasses, baring his teeth beside a wooden sign spray-painted with $ABUCK MINE!
Fig. 1. The Governor of Alberta Money, outside what used to be the bank. *In one province, according to one dog.
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The story so far

Three days that ruined a perfectly good province.

  1. Day 1

    Alberta joins the union.

    Fifty-one stars on the flag, a new seal at the border, and a very large vault that everyone assumed somebody else was watching.

  2. Day 2

    Who's running the bank now?

    A golden retriever named Superbuck, previously employed as a very good boy. He walked in, sat on the keys, and would not move. He has since been named Governor of Alberta Money. There was no vote.

  3. Day 3

    What happens to the money?

    It's his now. Every coin minted since carries his hat, his sunglasses and his opinion of you. The sign out front says $ABUCK MINE! because he wrote it himself.

Monetary policy

The specs printed on the back of the note.

Preliminary. Final numbers get posted on X the day the contract goes live.

Ticker
$ABUCK
Chain
Solana
Total supply
1,000,000,000One billion Superbucks. No more will be printed.
Buy / sell tax
0% / 0%The dog does not take a cut. He already has all of it.
Liquidity
Burned
Mint authority
Revoked
Governor
The dog
Signature
Paw printDo not attempt to forge. He can smell it.

How to get paid in ABUCK

Four steps. One of them is just holding on.

  1. Get a wallet

    Download Phantom on your phone or as a browser extension. Write the recovery phrase down somewhere a dog can't reach.

  2. Load it with SOL

    Buy SOL inside Phantom or send some over from an exchange. SOL pays for the swap and the network fee.

  3. Swap for $ABUCK

    Open Jupiter, paste the contract address from the top of this page, pick how much SOL to spend, and confirm.

  4. Hold

    You now hold Alberta Money. The Governor thanks you and will not be returning your calls.

Copy the contract address

Only ever use the address posted here and on the official X account. Anyone sliding into your DMs with a different one is not the dog.

The plan

Six phases, filed with nobody.

  1. Phase 1

    Statehood

    Done, apparently. Nobody remembers signing anything.

    Done
  2. Phase 2

    Seize the mint

    In progress. The dog is sitting on it.

    In progress
  3. Phase 3

    Replace the loonie

    The loon has been notified and is taking it badly.

    Pending
  4. Phase 4

    Superbuck on every bill

    Also the coins. Also the stamps. Also the licence plates.

    Pending
  5. Phase 5

    ???

    Redacted by the Governor.

    Pending
  6. Phase 6

    Moon

    The flag is already up there. It needs a dog.

    Pending

Join the bank run

Everything official comes from one dog, in one place.

  • X

    Announcements, memes, and the Governor's daily address. The contract address gets posted here first.

    @thealbertabuck

  • Telegram

    The lobby of the bank. Come in, sit down, do not touch the vault.

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  • Chart

    Live price and volume the moment the contract is live.

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